She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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