he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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