Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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