Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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