You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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