From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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