weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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