thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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