Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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