If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
false alarm. still invincible.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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