he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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