hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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