she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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