I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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