U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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