you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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