So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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