I smell stomach acid.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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