He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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