Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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