it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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