i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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