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say what?
wanna hang out?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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