I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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