Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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