In the future we'll all be gay
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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