so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?