Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now