she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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