): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
