Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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