i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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