wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
