spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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