So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
This beer is not sobering me up at all
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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