You smell like a Billy Joel song
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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