my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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