If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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