then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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