Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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