What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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