she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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