I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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