? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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