: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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