I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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