Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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