She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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