I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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