Don't you send me to vm
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
