i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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