im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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