it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
false alarm. still invincible.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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