we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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