my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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